I am telling on my husband. Everyone thinks he is so quiet and I always tell them that he doesn't say much, but what he does say is always hilarious. He is very quick-witted. So here's our conversation tonight after I ate ONE piece of his birthday strawberry pie from Shoney's...
me: That pie is awful!!! I can't believe I wasted my sugar calories on it!
mike: You sure did eat a lot of it for something you hated so much.
me: Well, it was good at the beginning and then at the end it just got weird.
mike: Kind of like our marriage?
Of course he was kidding but he is just so sassy. I, of course, had to be overly dramatic to make him feel guilty and told him I couldn't believe he said that to me after I almost died.
It's a good thing he's cute or I'd be mad.